Are you tired of living a life devoid of action and adventure?
Do you long to seek fortune and glory on the high seas…or better yet:
The Renegade, an Armed Dirigible, has immediate openings for:
Tesla Cannon Gunners and Maintainers
Ground Assault personnel
Dirigible ground crew (experienced line handlers eagerly sought)
Boarding Harpoon loaders
Bartenders (air and ground)
All crew, both air and ground, receive a monthly stipend—dependent upon position and experience—as well as shares in the Renegade’s financial fortunes. Hard work, initiative, and discipline are rewarded with promotion potential. Former mortar crew need not apply.
Send your resume, cover letter, and list of professional references to: RenegadeAirship@gmail.com
The Renegade is an Equal Opportunity Employer. The Renegade does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, gender identity, sexual orientation, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, veteran status, or any other basis covered by appropriate law. Except for mortars, because no one likes them.