New Resume

TO: CPT XO

From HR:

Re: Another Resume

Sir:

I know you're feeling a tad...delicate...this evening, after the post-battle celebration, but we received another resume via the general Airship email and this one is a bit intriguing.

We can always use another medic and this one is a licensed massage therapist.  I'm thinking ground crew bartender/masseur?

Not sure what to do with the Fez collection, though.

Dear Captain, 

Qualifications 

Small arms maintenance (US Army)

Field Medic (Army)

Tinkerer (life)

Fez collection 

Dad 

Former Teacher 

Licensed Massage therapist 

Cartman

Thank you for your consideration 

Ps I live in Florida on the Treasure Coast