Captain XO's Cunning Plan

Crew:

So the Captain has been doing some thinking about additional ways that we can shake down the world for the cash we so richly deserve.

His latest idea: we board cargo ships--the high tech types with heavy computerization--and seize control over the bridge computers.  We load malware onto the ship's systems to allow us to take remote control.

Send it on a trip around the world until we get a fat ransom payment from the insurer.

PROFIT.